(Translated from Woofish)

I have received comments from the few remaining die-hard readers of this blog that dad hasn't chased off expressing surprise that I seem to have a very good grasp of the written English language. Especially considering that I'm only just over 2 years old. Daddy thinks I'm a prodigious...no, prodigal...no, anyway it's something like that. I keep my personal journal in Woofish but am writing these posts in English due to the limitations of the majority of the readers.

But enough about me, time to continue with my narrative. Here's one of mum and dad's favorite features in the home, the "laundry chute" (ha). They just drop the clothes down to the spot below. Here's what they did on their first night in the new place; I guess it's a tradition to have pizza on a makeshift table in a new house or something (humans are sooooo strange).

Next up you get to see the interesting event that occurred in my running space (back yard).