Aaaauuuuuugggghhhh!!

I (Dogboy)would just like to go on record as being a totally unwilling partici-pant ('scuse the pun) in this little game. I can't help it that I'm a couple of acorns short in the basket and that this gives me a more feminine profile OR that my color is different than that of my siblings. None of this means I'm a girl...(although -gasp - could it be I'm Michael Jackson!?!) nor does it mean I should be dressed up and paraded around the internet.

But don't I look just FABULOUS in this little number?